well, it's true.

on why you might want to take life advice from a woman who’s been applying liquid eyeliner while singing “ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch”, but you should know it’s a cultural misunderstanding.

So. 

This tumblr has been getting hundreds of new followers for the past weeks - not sure what brought it on, but I feel semi-compelled to post more, SO: here you will find some stuff on gender, some stuff on addiction/recovery, some stuff on what I do for a living (fiction author, freshly minted memoirist, women + media correspondant over here, TV writer for a show all about the Internet) and some stuff reminding me I’m currently stuck between tween and MILF status. 

I regret many things, most of which stem from a bad, bad girlhood, as they do - long story short, so far, I’ve been 100% unable to develop a reliable grown-up persona. 

I’m also on Twitter, where I tweet.