valley of the doll

21/11/2009

James Franco has finally arrived in General Hospital-land, complete with his very own soundtrack cues.

[whoever coined the term “crackfic” was probably riffing on something like this]

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20/11/2009

Things that are too good to pass up.

Impossibly Beautiful Ex Boyfriend: Someone just told me I'm a "Twilight vampire". Can you believe that? Seriously?
Violetta: Well, you do have the skin of a killeeeeeer.

Conversation posted at 15:05

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(via dielle)

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“Nessuno ha tenuto conto che la signora Jolie era l’articolo originale.”

(la manifattura di Megan Fox, via)

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17/11/2009

“

Q: Ha mai fatto un episodio di “Law and Order”?

A: E qui si separano gli uomini dai fanciulli: non solo ha fatto un episodio di “Law and Order” (uno di quelli sulla differenza tra “gli ebrei” e “lo stato di Israele”), ma la sua vita reale è stata usata come premessa di un episodio di “NYPD Blue”. Quanti possono dirlo e respirare allo stesso tempo?

„

Evan Handler, via.

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16/11/2009

“Ibiza (noun): Mediterranean island, home for the past 40-odd years to an assortment of burnouts, hippies, acid casualties, club fiends, weekend scenesters, aimless people, directionless people. And supposedly James Blunt.”

- The War Bride gets ready for the first big move.

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“ Edward Cullen may come in a different, darker package, but he still represents your typical teenage Tiger Beat dream boat: he wants only you, girl, he’ll always be true, girl, he’ll totally wait till you’re married, girl, there’s nobody else in the world for him, girl, he may be bad, but he’ll be good to you, girl, etc. He’s the guy you can dream about making out with, because you know you’ll never make out with him. He represents the kind of love that never comes with rejection, because you know he’s not real and you could never have him anyway. He’s a safe means of falling in love for those who desperately want to know what it feels like. „

Hortense on Jezebel.

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Kristen Stewart + Dakota Fanning + clothing + touring + a “Cherry Bomb” origin sequence = Brokeback Mountain for the girlie crowd.

(via)

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15/11/2009

Funny/depressing/bizarre sandwich known as “Glee”, you have been missed.

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“ Ma che cazzo volete, ci ho quarantanni.
Ringraziate che mi ascolto i dischi di Garbo invece di andare alle feste con l’abbronzatura finta a cercare di rimorchiare le vostre figlie e sorelle.
Ringraziate, su. „

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