Anonymous asked: Do you think a guys first bj is special or important or meaningful to them?? Or what about the girl who gave them their first?
Bad Advisor ain’t even gonna bother to make a damn “good advice interlude” text gif for this, because this is a boring and pointless rabbit hole that nobody, including and very specifically you, needs to go down. Like okay, the Bad Advisor tells you that TEH FIRST BLOWJOB IS TEH MAGICAL! What’s that gonna do for you? Not a thing, besides maybe give you temporary permission to obsess over a damn blowjob. Like okay, the Bad Advisor tells you that NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEIR FIRST BLOWJOB. Well now you’re mad at the Bad Advisor, because what you wanted to hear was EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THEIR FIRST BLOW JOB YOU’RE TOTALLY THE ONE.
Who fucking knows? This shit is subjective as fuck. Do oral sex with people you like doing oral sex with. Don’t try to figure out whether it means anything. Attributing magical powers to individual sex acts is gonna get you no fucking where real fucking fast.
Gotta love how That Bad Advice morphed from a satirical take on bad “sex and romance” advice columns to a frank and rather heartfelt source of Actually Solid Advice.